What about the people in the bank or ATM drive-thru who get out of their car? If you know in advance that you cannot maneuver the car close enough to the device, park and go inside.
Or the people who resituate their purse before pulling away from an ATM? Everything is already inside your car: pull forward and then sort out your bits and pieces.
People who have driver's licenses who STILL can't parallel park. I still can't figure out how they got their licenses in the first place.
People who say "ATM Machine." "Machine" is already covered by the "M." Either say "ATM" or "AT Machine," but not (essentially) "Automatic Teller Machine Machine."