[Charles Henrickson]

Also the words "portion", "meal", and "panties" really unnerve me.

Using all three in the same sentence would unnerve me.

[teenyelliott]

"That was such a wonderful meal, with such large portions, that I think I am going to poop in my panties!"

How bout that?

[PJ-Comix]

Buffets that charge you EXTRA for taking portions of meat. I actually was in such a "buffet" up in Lake Park, FL. I went on the buffet line, piled some chow on my plate and then the cashier charged me a lot more than what the sign outside advertised that the buffet would cost. When I asked why such a big discrepancy, the cashier told me the meat was extra. I just left my tray right there and walked out of that "buffet." Oh, and isn't it FALSE advertising to call such a restaurant a "buffet?"