Gold and gems - take that up with the Tax Goddess.
I have no need for tawdry lucre, I am satisfied to be the mere First Citizen Lord God Emperor Imperator Divine Crusher of Worlds and King of the Solar Mysteries.
Ming farts in the bathtub and swallows the bubbles.
initially, I read that as stating "Mining farts in the bathtub and swallows the bubbles" and thought for a moment that you two were discussing personal private amusements I would do far better to know far less of ;)
*whispers*
(You are SOOO out of your league, here.) The position you have applied for has been taken.
You are SUCH a newcomer, and we have already made several excursions in the Castle, not to mention the fact that those of us who helped in the construction are quite proud of our efforts.
If you'd like to take your place in line, I'm sure we can find something suitable for you to do. ;o]