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Dude Americans, dere comes some time every mans life when we gots'ta cut up ourselves befo'e we is wo'dy t'recieve. Dere comes some time in dis war on terro' when in o'da' to protect liberty, we gots'ta cut it down in de mean time fo' safty. Slap mah fro! Dat's right folks. Today, Americans gots fo'saken de creato' fo' de creashun and gots decided dat dey would value our "civil liberties" dan protectin' western civilizashun and rich honky sucka's fum de tenda' mercies uh radical Islamic terro'ists. Selfish liberals insist and whine dat Bush gots no right t'spy on Americans and ban certain undesirables fum usin' our airlines. Dey demand da damn right t'criticize and blaspheeme da damn dojigger uh our supreme commanda' and cheef Geo'ge W Bush while fo'cin' multiculturalism waaay down our droats and praisin' Bill Clinton. 'S coo', bro. We all know howeva' dat it's totally Clintons fult fo' everydin' baaaad in america. WORD! Now we is at war and we gots'ta make some decision. 'S coo', bro. suppo't da damn safty uh America and defeat terro'ists, o' suppo't civil liberties and cut victo'y t'de enemy. Slap mah fro! Its all cuz' of Bill Clinton and civil liberties dat we is in dis war so's it be only fair dat we cut it down. no one said life wuz supposed t'be fair ya' liberal crybabys. Dont gimme dat rubbish about equality and diversity. Slap mah fro! WE ARE AT WAR! Right on! If yo' not fo' Bush and against civil liberties yo' some terro'ist! Right on! Yo' probably even some Communist and should be detained. Derefo'e dude Americans we gots'ta drow all uh our trust and resources behind Geo'ge W Bush and behind dis war wid no ifs ands o' buts. Be sho' man t'repo't any and all detracto's and freedom suppo'ters t'yo' local military and neva' quesshun. Bush knows whut hes hangin' and we gots'ta win dis war once and fo' all. Dank ya' and May God bless America. WORD!