Boy, do you have weird taste.
Try this post on the Word for the Day Thread.
That was pretty funny.
We ran into one of those idiots when Igor and I were campground hosts in the national forest, not too far south of here. We have some small deer here in southern Arizona, called "coos deer" which are about the size of a large German shepherd.
We were making our final visual check-up for the afternoon, and someone from New York said, "Can I ask you a question?" We thought, of course, that it would have to do with climate, bird migration, or local amenities.
But no. The question, posed in all seriousness was, "Why do you allow deer to come into the campground?"