LOL!
I only like chest hair on other people, (preferably men) and not on myself!
I had a strangely long four inch hair sticking off my chest.
So what happens?
The missus gives it a pull thinking it wasn't 'attached'.
Pretty much right after I'd warned about it.
The event went this way: "What?" *YANK!*
Followed by me making an odd inhaling whimper "Yaaaah" sound.