I switched from coffee to cocoa...it works better...
I don't have any.
Or, more correctly, it was put away where I will not find it.
Apparently I am in danger of killing myself through chocolate consumption.
Thsi is not to say that the chocolate will consume me, despite it's seeming siren call and near predatory sedating effects on its victims, but that by consuming it, it would consume me.
*ten minutes of similar rambling*
..and so I dug my way out from under the mound of cocoa powder with my spoon and my mouth...