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Posted on 01/12/2006 8:39:35 AM PST by dhls

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To: Dead Corpse; Tax-chick

What? No "Thou damned tripe-visaged rascal."?; no "Wedded be thou to the hags of hell."?; no "They have marvellous foul linen."?

For shame! ;)


5,741 posted on 02/24/2006 4:12:45 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: Tax-chick

Speak for yourself! I intend to have myself frozen and brought out of stasis at unspecified (to them) times. 'Twill be a fitting revenge! ;)


5,742 posted on 02/24/2006 4:16:52 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland; Dead Corpse

O, ne Zot! I'm going to have to check out the Shakespeare play CD's from the library now, and play them in the van. I'll have Pat and James calling people "tripe-visaged rascals" in no time!


5,743 posted on 02/24/2006 4:17:47 PM PST by Tax-chick (My remark was stupid, and I'm a slave of the patriarchy. So?)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

I'm just going to spend all the money and eat all the pizza before I die :-).

Anoreth is under orders to make sure there's a huge party at a tasteful interval after my demise, with belly dancers and steamed clams for everyone. That should wipe out any residuum of my estate that doesn't go to charity.


5,744 posted on 02/24/2006 4:19:23 PM PST by Tax-chick (My remark was stupid, and I'm a slave of the patriarchy. So?)
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To: Dead Corpse
Retromingent. The act of peeing backwards.

and into the wind, perhaps?

5,745 posted on 02/24/2006 4:19:26 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: Monkey Face

Pat's in perfect health ... he's just been living on air - and Cheerios - since he was about a year old. (James is heavier, and almost as tall.) Nothing will make him eat.

I really wonder sometimes if he's quite right in the head ... he just turned up and told me that he's a purple asphalt-spreader.


5,746 posted on 02/24/2006 4:22:31 PM PST by Tax-chick (My remark was stupid, and I'm a slave of the patriarchy. So?)
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To: Tax-chick
I'm just going to spend all the money and eat all the pizza before I die :-).

I'm going to that first, then freeze myself! Although, the idea of clams and belly dancing has tremendous appeal.

5,747 posted on 02/24/2006 4:25:54 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland; the Marshal; Dead Corpse; King Prout
"Why are you chastising Ming, and can anyone join in?"

Both of you feel free to chastise Ming all you wish. However, as I am attempting to keep the Martian environment, such as it is, free of radioactive contamination, please be sure to set the proper phase setting for the alternate reality that Ming occupies.

And please do not let him get hold of the phase-shifting technology!

It's going to be difficult enough to straighten out the ecology of Mars as it is, without adding to the problem.

By the way, for those interested in asteroid target practice, please do not target the larger, and potentially habitable, asteroids.

And the ones you do wish to shatter into smithereens, please arrange to intercept all the fragments. (They will be useful for various projects around the system, and you don't really want to get the legal eagles swooping down on us, do you?)

5,748 posted on 02/24/2006 4:26:07 PM PST by NicknamedBob (Islamists say we shouldn't make a mockery of religion -- funny, that's the problem I have with them!)
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To: NicknamedBob; Dead Corpse; Tax-chick
and you don't really want to get the legal eagles swooping down on us, do you?

TC's all over that with the Shakespeare quote for Ana.

5,749 posted on 02/24/2006 4:28:46 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

I'm crazy about clams, always have been. When I was a small child in New England, we dug clams all through the season. Sometimes found them on the California coast, too.

For one birthday or anniversary, Der Prinz bought a dozen clams for me ... but then he cooked them with *tomato sauce* if you can believe it. I was grateful for the good intentions, but REALLY. Tomato Sauce!


5,750 posted on 02/24/2006 4:30:52 PM PST by Tax-chick (My remark was stupid, and I'm a slave of the patriarchy. So?)
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To: NicknamedBob; Tax-chick; the Marshal; All

I hate to have to post and run, but it's my time to hop on the treadmill.

I might have time tomorrow to pop in for some jibber-jabbering, though.

Have wonderful weekends!


5,751 posted on 02/24/2006 4:31:12 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: Tax-chick

Oh, good G*D! Tomato sauce?! And he lived to tell the tale?!

That's just sooooo.....wrong!


5,752 posted on 02/24/2006 4:32:47 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

It doesn't work as well in low-gee.


5,753 posted on 02/24/2006 4:33:55 PM PST by NicknamedBob (Islamists say we shouldn't make a mockery of religion -- funny, that's the problem I have with them!)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

And I'll try to make sure you're invited to my party, of course.


5,754 posted on 02/24/2006 4:38:28 PM PST by Tax-chick (My remark was stupid, and I'm a slave of the patriarchy. So?)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Have fun ... see you around!


5,755 posted on 02/24/2006 4:39:08 PM PST by Tax-chick (My remark was stupid, and I'm a slave of the patriarchy. So?)
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To: Tax-chick
...he just turned up and told me that he's a purple asphalt-spreader.

At least he has his screen name...

Wow. That's strange. (I ate Wheaties...)

5,756 posted on 02/24/2006 4:40:06 PM PST by Monkey Face (When in doubt, wear red spike-heeled boots.)
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To: Monkey Face

Strange is the word, yes. I'm not sure how much is inborn, and how much is the result of his siblings' playing mind games with him. Anoreth's going to be paying for his psychiatrist when he's older :-).


5,757 posted on 02/24/2006 4:42:10 PM PST by Tax-chick (My remark was stupid, and I'm a slave of the patriarchy. So?)
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To: NicknamedBob

Would those be the "solid" asteroids, or the porous ones?
I mean for target practice?


5,758 posted on 02/24/2006 4:43:00 PM PST by Monkey Face (When in doubt, wear red spike-heeled boots.)
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To: Monkey Face; All

The following was voted the best joke of the year in Australia....

Kiwi walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says: "Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."

His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."

The New Zealander says: "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."


5,759 posted on 02/24/2006 4:44:21 PM PST by fanfan (I'd still rather hunt with Cheney, than drive with Kennedy.)
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To: fanfan

ROTFLOL!!


5,760 posted on 02/24/2006 4:45:58 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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