I'm here. I just got my laptop on my new wireless internet connection, and I'm sitting in my chair typing.
Cool....
Can you tell I'm old and out-of-touch?
You are clearly in touch now. : )
Your life will never be the same. Keep the remote within reach , and avoid too many liquids that will require frequent trips to the potty.
I might also suggest a small dog as a lap top companion.
I prefer a daschund ;)