If anyone here is a LOST fan along with being a 24 fan...here's something I found that was really humerous... >: >: >: Hello >: Hello? Dad? >:Walt? Yes, this is Walt >:Are you O.K.? Yes >:Are The Others there? No Where are you? I'm in L.A. How did you get to L.A.? >:Helicopter >:Exactly where in L.A. are you? C.T.U. >:Wait a minute. You're on 24? Yes >:What the heck are you doin on 24? I get screentime on 24, and Fox network bought my contract out from those rotten filthy stingy execs at ABC. I'm makin' fat bank! I just bought a new Dodge Charger and it's totally pimped and has a Playstation 2 in the trunk! Are you alone? No >:Then who's with you? Chloe >:Chloe from 24? Hello, this is Chloe O'Brien. Please disconnect. This line must remain clear as I am expecting a message from Agent Jack Bauer. >:This is Special Agent Jack Bauer. Who the hell is using this line? >:This is Michael. Michael, get off this network! I have critical data to upload to Washington D.C.. The terrorists have nerve gas and the President must be warned, or millions of people are going to die!!! >:Jack Bauer, this is the NSA. We will inform the President. NSA? This is Jack Bauer. What are you doing on this network? >:We are authorized by the President to conduct surveillance on all overseas communication. >:NSA, this is Michael. We are stranded on a deserted island. Please send rescue! This is NSA. We cannot comply with your request. >:Why not? We are not authorized to do that. SYSTEM MESSAGE: WE HAVE DETECTED SPYWARE ON YOUR COMPUTER!!! This is NSA. Please ignore that. >:WAAAAAAAAAALT! WAAAAAAAAALT! Dad, I'm NOT coming back! Tell ABC they can suck it or talk to my lawyer! Walt, you've got to send help! >:MESSAGE: YOU HAVE WON A FREE XBOX! CLICK HERE FOR YOUR FREE XBOX! Hello, Michael. >: Michael here. Who is this? This is Joshua. >:Joshua, we are stranded. Please send for rescue. I do not know how to send for rescue. How about a nice game of chess? >: This is Special Agent Jack Bauer. CLEAR THIS NETWORK NOW OR YOU'LL BE ARRESTED AND CHARGED WITH TREASON! Dad? >:Walt, I've got to input the numbers! The alarm in the hatch is going off! whY don yoU go n oFf yerSelF u sTupid noOby! >:This is Michael. Who the hell is this? thIs is adEE the Noob sLayiN cowBoy! and uR miSsin yer nooB brAne! >:WTF? Please stay off the network. I'm going to enter the code! 4 8 15 16 i AM gonNa laUgh when Ur stuPId hatCh blow uP it will be cooL! >:THIS IS MICHAEL. GET OFF THE NETWORK SO I CAN ENTER THE CODE! THE TIMER IS REACHING ZERO! >:4 8 15 16 23 yur A zeRo and ADee is 100 pErcent greateSt Ever! >: Dad?
Sorry for the messed up post...here it is better reading
If anyone here is a LOST fan along with being a 24 fan...here's something I found that was really humerous...
>:
>:
>:
Hello
>: Hello?
Dad?
>:Walt?
Yes, this is Walt
>:Are you O.K.?
Yes
>:Are The Others there?
No
Where are you?
I'm in L.A.
How did you get to L.A.?
>:Helicopter
>:Exactly where in L.A. are you?
C.T.U.
>:Wait a minute. You're on 24?
Yes
>:What the heck are you doin on 24?
I get screentime on 24, and Fox network bought my contract out from those rotten filthy stingy execs at ABC. I'm makin' fat bank! I just bought a new Dodge Charger and it's totally pimped and has a Playstation 2 in the trunk!
Are you alone?
No
>:Then who's with you?
Chloe
>:Chloe from 24?
Hello, this is Chloe O'Brien. Please disconnect. This line must remain clear as I am expecting a message from Agent Jack Bauer.
>:This is Special Agent Jack Bauer. Who the hell is using this line?
>:This is Michael.
Michael, get off this network! I have critical data to upload to Washington D.C.. The terrorists have nerve gas and the President must be warned, or millions of people are going to die!!!
>:Jack Bauer, this is the NSA. We will inform the President.
NSA? This is Jack Bauer. What are you doing on this network?
>:We are authorized by the President to conduct surveillance on all overseas communication.
>:NSA, this is Michael. We are stranded on a deserted island. Please send rescue!
This is NSA. We cannot comply with your request.
>:Why not?
We are not authorized to do that.
SYSTEM MESSAGE: WE HAVE DETECTED SPYWARE ON YOUR COMPUTER!!!
This is NSA. Please ignore that.
>:WAAAAAAAAAALT! WAAAAAAAAALT!
Dad, I'm NOT coming back! Tell ABC they can suck it or talk to my lawyer!
Walt, you've got to send help!
>:MESSAGE: YOU HAVE WON A FREE XBOX! CLICK HERE FOR YOUR FREE XBOX!
Hello, Michael.
>: Michael here. Who is this?
This is Joshua.
>:Joshua, we are stranded. Please send for rescue.
I do not know how to send for rescue. How about a nice game of chess?
>: This is Special Agent Jack Bauer. CLEAR THIS NETWORK NOW OR YOU'LL BE ARRESTED AND CHARGED WITH TREASON!
Dad?
>:Walt, I've got to input the numbers! The alarm in the hatch is going off!
whY don yoU go n oFf yerSelF u sTupid noOby!
>:This is Michael. Who the hell is this?
thIs is adEE the Noob sLayiN cowBoy! and uR miSsin yer nooB brAne!
>:WTF? Please stay off the network. I'm going to enter the code!
4 8 15 16 i AM gonNa laUgh when Ur stuPId hatCh blow uP it will be cooL!
>:THIS IS MICHAEL. GET OFF THE NETWORK SO I CAN ENTER THE CODE! THE TIMER IS REACHING ZERO!
>:4 8 15 16 23 yur A zeRo and ADee is 100 pErcent greateSt Ever!
>: Dad?
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