Some important things to remember about Jack Bauer (greatly condensed from the original):
- Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.
- If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.
- If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life.
- Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
- Let's get one thing straight: the only reason you are conscious right
now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you.
- Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.
- When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer hates lemonade.
- If Jack and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Jack would make a bomb out of MacGyver and get out.
- Jack Bauer has been to Mars. That's why there's no life on Mars.
- The One Ring is now Jack Bauer’s servant.
And there's more where that came from!
great stuff SB407.
Jack Bauer uses a bomb for an alarm clock.
One day Jack Bauer found a magic lamp. The genie promised him a single wish, to bring one person back from the dead. So who did he pick? Tony, Michelle, Teri, Palmer?
No, he picked Nina Myers and proceeded to kill her again.
LOL