[Bommer]

He can make a woman cry and take their breath away...from drowning! Talented man!

[jdm]

"We need to talk about your TPS reports."

[M203M4]

I BELIEVE YOU HAVE MY STAPLER?.

[Archangel86]

I dunno about anyone else, but I think Stephen Root is hilarious. I haven't seen a whole lot of him (Office Space, NewsRadio, and Finding Nemo, lol) but I like what I've seen.
And he's a conservative too, right? I think I saw that on here once...

[Husker8877]

I was told that I would receive a piece of cake, however I did not receive a piece of cake.

Set the building on fire.

[rawcatslyentist]

(mumbling.....) they took my shirt.... moved my office under the pier... if they take my orange traffic cone, I'll burn down the capital building....

Uh..... yeah ...... Ted........ I'm gonna need you to park your Oldsmobile on the other side of the bridge....... yeah...... and dont forget to let your secretary out before..... OooooKaythen....

Kill A Commie For Mommie

Seven Dead Monkeys Page O Tunes

[apackof2]

Unfortuntely I wasn't able to watch hearings live but I did see the clip on FOX
of A. Specter smacking down Tubby Teddy

It was a beautiful thing

[isthisnickcool]

Excuse me? Excuse me, senor? May I speak to you please? I asked for a mai tai, and they brought me a pina colada, and I said no salt, NO salt on the margarita, but it had salt on it, big grains of salt, floating in the glass...

And yes, I won't be leaving a tip, 'cause I could... I could shut this place down. Sir? I'll take my traveler's checks to a competing resort. I could write a letter to your nation's board of tourism and I could have this place condemned. I could put... I could put... strychnine in the guacamole. There was salt on the glass, BIG grains of salt.

[BibChr]

I was thinking "Herbie."

Dan

[MotleyGirl70]

When I heard the walrus' rambling argument with Specter about a document that he had supposedly sent, I immediately had the vision of Milton from Office Space.

Milton has payroll;stapler and desk location problems