HOW DID YOU ENJOY MY LESSON IN ISLAMIC SCIENCE?
If all the trees were pens
Canada alone produces millions of cubic tons of timber. What about Africa? What about Indonesia and Malaysia? Not millions, billions of tons. In these countries it is always raining so trees are constantly growing. You cut them and make them into pens. How many pens can you make? You cannot count them. You might make ten trillion pens..."
MY FEET WENT TO SLEEP!
I'm thinkin' about it...there's no truth in the koran because truth would be an impediment to interpretation, if no man can understand the word of allah and allah's word is endless, the clerics can just about interpret it to mean anything they like...so when they feel strong they can openly say 'kill all the filthy unbelievers' and when they are weak, they can say allah treasures each innocent soul...hey, I'm getting the hang of this; I COULD BE A MULLAH!