Too late. The kids would be more surprised if he revealed he was straight.
One of the few things which Freud said that makes sense is that kids go through a latency stage, when they don't normally think about sex. It's just not a concern to them. We are doing them no favors by saturating the air with sex, sex, sex all the time. Now you can't even go to Mass and listen to a sermon without being exposed to some guy coming out of the closet.
It's just not part of his job description to do something like this. His bishop should ship him off to Siberia.
"Too late. The kids would be more surprised if he revealed he was straight."
LOL!