Popcorn time!
Not just an imminent ZOT, but a new episode of COPS about to be filmed right where this dirt merchant lives...
REM: the early COPS (FLA.) show, where the guy just broke-up w/GF..he was moving his stuff in a trailer up to NY/NJ, the LEOs they pulled him over, searched his car/trailer for 4+ hrs, he had an very small amount of coke (<1 g.), a small bust.
The LEOs (were "somewhat disappointed" :) they wanted to know about his reason for moving/break-up w/GF...she had reported him as a drug-pusher/mule?...she admitted (cursing like a sailor) as much on a taped phone call...the LEOs busted her for a FALSE police report...funniest film clip on COPS.