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Subject: Fw: Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2006
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> Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.
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> Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one
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> Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him
> without an erection, make him a sandwich.
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> Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a
> person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
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> Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky...not really good for
> anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble
> down the stairs.
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> Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in
> hospitals dying of nothing.
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> Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
> attention to criticism.
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> Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars
> and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
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> Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now
> the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
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> AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006 - We know exactly where one cow with
> mad-cow-disease is located
> among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a
> clue as to where thousands of illegal
> immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the
> Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration
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