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Go naked in 2006
The Times (UK) ^ | 12/30/05 | Staff

Posted on 12/30/2005 11:10:23 AM PST by Millee

From hot spots to cold bots, here are Lonely Planet's ideas for where to shed your clothes

Onsen antics, Japan Soaking in onsen (natural, mineral-rich hot springs) is a centuries-old health-giving tradition in which most Japanese immerse themselves. Onsen etiquette prescribes that the soaker washes thoroughly before entering the male or female bathing area. When walking around, you should cover your private parts with tiny towels and, once in, don’t make waves. Some onsen waters are also for drinking, so check before you gulp. And some don’t allow bathers with tattoos.

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The 300 Club, Antarctica Initiation to the 300 Club involves the wannabe member enduring a 149C (300F) change in temperature. Mother Nature takes care of the cold factor: Antarctic winter temperatures plummet to -73C. To make up the difference, nudies crank up the sauna then dash, steaming and screaming, to the geographic pole. The tricky part is trying to avoid running too hard, as the freezing temperature outside can damage lungs — not to mention exposed bits.

Forty Foot Pool, Ireland The historic Martello tower, 5 miles (8km) south of Dublin, is a James Joyce museum that keeps a number of treasures, including a precious edition of Ulysses illustrated by Henri Matisse. Below the tower is a seawater pool mentioned at the close of Ulysses’ first chapter. In the tradition of Joyce celebrating “heroic commonplace”, many locals become everyday heroes by braving the skin-shrinking temperature of the sea sans swimming costume. But heed the sign: “Togs must be worn after 9am.”

Sizzling saunas, Finland First shower, then swelter in an 80C hot box before streaking starkers outside and rolling in the snow or jumping into a small hole cut into the ice. Then repeat. In summer, gently flagellate yourself with wet birch branches, which stimulate circulation and smell nice.

The traditional wood-heated sauna was born of necessity, it being the only practical place to wash during long Finnish winters. Today there are more than 2 million saunas throughout the country, as well as a Finnish Sauna Society with 3,100 members.

Take a bath, Hungary Budapest’s bountiful baths are fed by 123 hot springs. Locals have been taking in the combination of hygiene, health- giving properties and sociability since the 4th century BC. The health benefits of the mineral springs are instituted in the national health plan, which subsidises regular visits. Pad your way through labyrinthine chambers of various showers, pools (from tepid to hot), saunas and steam rooms. Wallow in the Art Nouveau surrounds: think cherub statues and sea-creature mosaics on the floor.

Bay to Breakers, USA This historic foot race, traversing 7 miles of San Francisco’s peninsula, began in 1912 as a morale booster after a devastating earthquake. Many of the 75,000 participants run in costume (notables include Smurfs and a gang of Elvises); others choose to run sans costume. Nude runners are advised to wear a sun hat and shoes, plus the racing bib for those officially registered. Male runners are reminded that nature takes care of their floppy bits — genitals naturally tighten during exercise. Ladies: unsecured breasts may cause discomfort; wear a flesh-coloured bra as necessary.

Maslin Beach, Australia Best Bum, nude Frisbee Toss and tug-of-war are not usual Olympic events, but at Maslin Beach’s Nude Olympics in South Australia, they’re the norm. Maslin Beach’s coloured cliffs afford it some seclusion, as well as providing the perfect viewing platform (provided you’re naked) for this event, held annually in January. Australia’s first nudist beach, Maslin, near Adelaide, was officially declared “unclad” in the late 1970s.

Tiergarten, Germany A section of this stately park, bang in the centre of Berlin, is reserved for nude sunbathing. Once a hunting reserve for royalty, this section of the park is now something of a hunting ground for the mostly male sun worshippers looking for more than an all-over tan. Getting nude in the centre of the city is thrilling only in summer, otherwise just chilling.


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To: Millee
I wish there were more topless beaches. Loved going topless in the Caribbean.

And no, I don't have PICTURES!!! LOL.

81 posted on 12/30/2005 2:02:16 PM PST by rintense
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To: teenyelliott; EX52D
Shhhhh, don't tell my wife that.
82 posted on 12/30/2005 2:10:47 PM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, unleash Christmas)
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To: teenyelliott

You speak from experience?


83 posted on 12/30/2005 2:11:21 PM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, unleash Christmas)
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To: Larry Lucido; teenyelliott; Dashing Dasher

Rarely does Ice Craem have bones


84 posted on 12/30/2005 2:12:27 PM PST by al baby (Father of the beeber)
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To: Maximus of Texas

It's a fact, Jack!


85 posted on 12/30/2005 2:15:43 PM PST by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: al baby
I found a bone in my chicken ice cream one time.

And fish ice cream is notorious for them, unless you make it yourself.

86 posted on 12/30/2005 2:16:27 PM PST by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: Maximus of Texas
Is that how you get out of it?

"Not tonight, honey, I'm gay."

87 posted on 12/30/2005 2:17:19 PM PST by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: teenyelliott

The only problem is that it brings out the pissants in the world.


88 posted on 12/30/2005 2:23:25 PM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, unleash Christmas)
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To: Larry Lucido

who dosent like to wittle naked


89 posted on 12/30/2005 2:26:00 PM PST by al baby (Father of the beeber)
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To: teenyelliott

Teenyelliott
I went to your home page and clicked on the 911 thread and read it again> Chilling. It should become required reading for all I thank God that Bush Beat Gore
Alan


90 posted on 12/30/2005 2:30:36 PM PST by al baby (Father of the beeber)
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To: al baby
I agree.

I have a book, Here is New York, that is all photos of that day, taken by any number of people who were there. I bought it to remind myself, and my children as they get older, of what happened that day. It is sobering, and infuriating, to look at it.

I can't believe anyone could forget. Damned liberals. Oh, how I do hate them.

Okay, back to the silly!!!

91 posted on 12/30/2005 2:43:45 PM PST by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: teenyelliott

Beekeeping


92 posted on 12/30/2005 3:54:30 PM PST by beyond the sea (If you need a really new idea ..................... read a really old book.)
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To: beyond the sea

Bull riding


93 posted on 12/30/2005 5:17:08 PM PST by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: teenyelliott; Xenalyte

Welding.

Grinding.


94 posted on 12/30/2005 8:22:25 PM PST by Robert A Cook PE (I can only donate monthly, but Hillary's ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
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To: Woman on Caroline Street

Now, just "how" would a nice young innocent person like you know that sand gets into everythong when you have sex on da beach?


95 posted on 12/30/2005 8:26:48 PM PST by Robert A Cook PE (I can only donate monthly, but Hillary's ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
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To: Robert A. Cook, PE

You're supposed to be naked when grinding.


96 posted on 12/30/2005 10:06:42 PM PST by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: Millee

Deception Bay...


97 posted on 12/31/2005 3:17:08 AM PST by SunkenCiv ("In silence, and at night, the Conscience feels that life should soar to nobler ends than Power.")
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To: Xenalyte

I'm nekked right now. The labrador has to be shooed off.


98 posted on 12/31/2005 1:53:45 PM PST by CholeraJoe (Tinkerlbell doesn't wear underwear. She moved wrong once and I saw. She's not a real blond.)
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To: CholeraJoe; Xenalyte; xsmommy; SeaDragon; Gabz; Texan5; MeekOneGOP
I'm nekked right now. The labrador has to be shooed off.

So, the lab is nekkid too?

I mean, really, it obviously has no shoes on, right?

(Seadragon and Xena begin ernest debate whether the proper term is nekkid or nekked.....)

(Robt wonders who Ernest is and why Seadragon is so adamant about his debate..... )

(Gabz wonders why she was pinged.)

(Xena notes that being naked may lead not to a state of nokkid, butt rather a state of toomanykid.

99 posted on 12/31/2005 5:54:01 PM PST by Robert A Cook PE (I can only donate monthly, but Hillary's ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
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To: Robert A. Cook, PE

The first post I read in the New Year, and it has me cracking up!


100 posted on 01/01/2006 9:40:17 AM PST by Xenalyte (Can you count, suckas? I say the future is ours . . . if you can count.)
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