Oh please, give me a break. How many Brits are you around on a daily basis? I am living in Bangkok and associate with Brits daily, including some good friends. I have yet to meet a Brit, or Aussie or Kiwi, who is half as touchy-feely as the people posting on this thread.
Since you are obviously not aware, 'taking the piss' is a national pastime in the UK. The only people I have ever seen get angry over this are Americans. The Brits can dish it out, and take it, with the best of them.
Bangkok? Well, that explains a lot. "Touchy-feely" has a whole new meaning where you are.