MINDLESS ROBOTS

12/28/05 | swampsniper

[SWAMPSNIPER]

"Hope you ate your taco with lots of Taco Bell sauce. That stuff will clean the tarnish off a copper penny".

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Ha! I am a St. John's County Redneck, we grow up on Datil pepper sauce that will eat the whole damn penny!
A Datil is a Habanero on steroids!

[colorcountry]

Several years ago a friend of mine was bragging about his son's new job at Taco Bell. He even said his Son was some kind of floor manager or something.

Trying not to look too disappointed, and wanting to help him out, I told my friend that I might be able to get him a job with a photographer I knew.

My friend looked puzzled as we talked about the photographer wage, then he said....

But he makes much more than $10.00 per hour at Packard-Bell!

I thought he said Taco...... :-(

[Deguello]

"Got an insulated 12 pak cooler that hangs from the speedo"

Do we really need to picture you in a speedo, riding a scooter, with a 12 pak cooler hanging from what ever?

[SWAMPSNIPER]

Man, ain't no way what I have would fit in a "speedo"! If you were really a true scooterist, you would know that "speedo" is short, for speedometer! I will try to get someone fast enough to catch a shot of me, blazing past, at 40 MPH, with a 12 pak on the floorboards, and a load of grilled, stuffed, Burritos, hanging from the speedometer. If you were not expected to hang stuff on it, they would not have made it to stick up, like it does!

[Old Flat Toad]

Peek over the counter at the register. There's no numbers. Only pictures of food in different combinations. Sad.

[JoJo Gunn]

YOU should have known better. :)

[FOG724]

My son worked at Taco Bell for a while working the drive through window. He had all the prices memorized as well as the tax table. He would add it in his head and give them a final total all while handing food and making change for another customer. The male manager was impressed, the female manager saw him as a threat and got rid of him.