Maybe I'm approaching geezer-hood or something, but why are young actors all so "pretty-handsome" and wimpy-looking these days?! Not that that's indicative of anything, but I wouldn't call those two "hunks" by any stretch...*sigh*
Jake Gyllenhall reminds me of a young Paul Newman, who also had pretty, pouty lips, soulful eyes and long, lovely eyelashes. (I remember Newman from the 60's in films like "Cool Hand Luke".)
Yeah, that's them. The only thing I changed was to add Cartman, change the wording on the title to "Bareback Mounting" and add the tag line. Other than that, it's the original poster.