[BostonianRightist]

The study aims to examine how various designs, colours, patterns and fabric types affect perception of bottom size.

Oh that one is easy.

• White pants are always a good suggestion. Period.
  
• Black pants are ok if you are in a well lit space - otherwise inspection/ogling has to be done in profile.
  
• Skirts are recommended - and again, white skirts over black skirts are preferable.

  So where do we sign up to be a judge in this study?

[Chanticleer]

You must be kidding! Everyone knows that black minimizes... which is why my wardrobe leaves me looking as if I am in perpetual mourning.

White on a surface my size, reflected by the Florida sun, is probably dangerous.