I have MANY flea market stories. However, one of them is so INCREDIBLE that the only proper way to tell it is with voice which is why I will wait until my DUmmie FUnnies Podcast to tell it. I actually got attacked by Jesus Nightlights at a flea market but the story is so bizarre that I have to TELL it, not post it. Also scared that if someone sees just the start of the story without bothering to read further they might hit the ABUSE button. Don't want to risk that so will tell on a Podcast separate from the FR.
OK... Now I'm really curious. Can't wait to hear your story.