[bobhoskins]

I bought a blind lot from a government warehouse auction ... it just arrived yesterday, a big wooden crate labeled:

TOP SECRET, ARMY INTEL 9906753 DO NOT OPEN!

I'll probably get around to opening it tomorrow, might be interesting.

:)

[Jo Nuvark]

[...TOP SECRET, ARMY INTEL 9906753 DO NOT OPEN!...]

Open it. Mel Gibson ("Somewhere In Time") could be in
there, or the Arc of the Covenant. You might even find
Jimmy Hoffa, or those top secret papers Sandy Berglar
stole from the archives. The possibilities are endless.