[TChris]

Ho. Lee. Cow.

Just because something sounds too insane to be true doesn't necessarily mean it isn't. :-/

[steveo]

Never swallow a RAZR.

[muawiyah]

Ah, yes, orifice #1.

There are several places in the human body where cellphones may be placed.

[Landru]

I've heard of feet getting stuck there, but never a phone.

"Big mouths" aside, this one is for me.

...a solid first. {g}

[jdm]

"Can you [ gurgle, gurgle ] hear me NOW???!!!"

[BeHoldAPaleHorse]

This article stuned my beeber!

[darkwing104]

This ought to be interesting...

[saganite]

What's her number? I'd like to gve her a call.

[Ditter]

Hummmmm...... this story is a little hard for me to swallow.

[cgbg]

the woman tried to swallow the telephone because she didn't want the boyfriend to have it

I am officially nominating this woman for the Darwin Award for 2005. :-)

[EGPWS]

What, she's too lazy to hold it up to her chin?

[RedBeaconNY]

...a non-breathing person...

Is that the best they've got?

[Jet Jaguar]

WTF MATE?

[SouthernFreebird]

Hope she ain't roaming.

[thoughtomator]

Cell phone lodged in woman's throat

Sometimes that's the only way to stop the overage charges.