I married one (or maybe I am one)
One the first trip down US 17 to visit my floks after our wedding, my wife wanted to drive, but was not sure how to get there. I told her that I wanted to take a nap, and that she should stay on US 17 and wake me up when we got to New Bern. A few minutes later she wakes me up asking "Which way do I go?"
I asked her "What does the sign say?" (This was a big sign OVER the road that directed 17 Business - Vanceboro, 17 By-pass - New Bern)
She replied, "What sign?" as we went under it.
If you think that's dumb, read on.
I made her turn around and go back and read the sign.
That's when the honeymoon offically ended.
I bet she gots big boobs though ;-)