Man Accused Of Exposing Self Blames Wardrobe Malfunction

Local 6 ^ | December 21, 2005

[jdm]

A 38-year-old man who was arrested in Sanford, Fla., after being accused of fondling and exposing himself at a medical clinic filled with children said he was a victim of a wardrobe malfunction, according to a Local 6 News report.

Investigators said Jorge Pabon was at the Central Florida Family Health Clinic located at 2400 state Road 415 when he allegedly grabbed and exposed himself.

An 8-year-girl and another 12-year-old were in the room near Pabon, according to the police report.

When authorities confronted Pabon, who was still in the clinic's waiting room, he told them that it was a wardrobe malfunction, police said.

"Mr. Pabon's response was, 'I had a hole in my pants, things happen and it wasn't intentional, that kind of thing,'" Seminole County Sheriff's Office spokesman Steve Olson said.

Pabon was charged with lewd and lascivious behavior in connection with the incident.

[jdm]

The perp:

[apackof2]

EWWWWWWWWW, those poor little girls

[Dog Gone]

I suppose there have been many studies and scientific dissertaions written on why some men feel the need to expose themselves to children.

I haven't read them, so I can't think of any plausible excuse.

[Bud Krieger]

No underwear, a hole in your pants, a cool breeze down there and whoops, don`t check with your hands !!!.... Hey, things like this happen you know. ; )


Anyway, it didn`t mention how big the hole was...

I got a feeling the guy is a dirtbag though.

[WasDougsLamb]

---What a pervert. I guess he figured the bulls**t worked for Janet Jackson and he thought he would try it as an excuse to expose himself like she did.