You're going about it the wrong way. I think BQ would be unable to resist the amusement to be had at the shark's expense should she discover that he has taken up singing...country singing...
Mexican country singing...and has challenged anyone to tag his fin with a bell.
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Nics, on the other hand, just needs to be properly slapped around to get her back in line.
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sweetliberty ->
<- Nic