ROFLMAO!
Oh my.
That's even better [uh..worse?] than the "rubber boots" or "kilts" jokes....;D
Me, I just have one pygmy goat who's a wether.
He doesn't do anything [especially] stupid so I don't have any good goat jokes....;]
Do you want more? We have a small herd...accidentally!
About five years ago, two of them (male and female) just showed up at the farm. We have a slight suspicion that they fled from a neighbor a few miles down who had a reputation for being rather callous towards his animals.
In any event, they "moved in." Just showed up and stayed; and immediately dropped a set of twins. My Father liked them, so he got another male goat...we are now trying to GIVE away the babies.
Those little tiny baby goats are so adorable...you really want another, right?