The Dallas (Cardiac) Cowboys get to the Super Bowl as the 5th seed from the NFC... and get blown out by Peyton Manning and the Colts. Peyton signs loaves of bread for fans outside the stadium.
The USA wins medals in the sport (cough, cough) of figure skating and the USA Men's Hockey team gets bounced out after round robin play at the Winter Olympics.
Sammy Sosa will break a bat during a game and little pictures of "Bartman" will fly out.
Aaarghhhh!!!! As a Cowboys fan, I can't take all of these close games, but watch out. We will be a force to be reckoned with next year.