Tom Cruise And His Mazola Madness Host Event Tonight

The Post Chronicle ^ | Dec 15, 2005 | Mitch Marconi

[retrokitten]

"They have reported bowel movements that are blue, or green, or that have smelled like smoke -despite the fact that they had not been at a fire scene for months."

That's from Tom blowing smoke up everyones ass for so long.

[Ladysmith]

LMAO!

[dfwgator]

So does this mean Tom has finally come out of the closet?

[Central Scrutiniser]

A must see video, Andy Dick as Tom Cruise's wedding planner:

http://firstdistributorsnz.com/scientomogy/andydick.htm

[andysandmikesmom]

I think that Tom Cruise is a lunatic, and a dangerous one at that...to encourage people to stop taking their meds, which have been prescribed by a doctor, and start drinking cooking oil, is just dangerous...since when did Tom Cruise become a doctor?

A lady was on a talk program the other day, and she was furious...her son was a fireman, affected by 9/11 and was on meds and using inhalers to maintain his health...She found Tom Cruises assertions to be just ludicrous, and she was sure that her own son was not buying any of that bunk, but she was concerned that some firemen, out of curiosity might stop taking their meds, and try out what Tom Cruise is pushing...

If Tom Cruise wants to use all kinds of weirdo treatments on himself, go on ahead....but leave other people alone...

[Maurice Tift]

If I had to guess, I would say that the towels were pre-treated to turn blue.

[Ladysmith]

That is hilarious!

[Ladysmith]

Remember this when you hear the ads for Narconon.

[retrokitten]

That was so funny! I loved the eyes following him.

[Ladysmith]

"Tom Cruise, you're a blockhead!" LOL!

[Central Scrutiniser]

Tons of stuff like that at www.scientomogy.info

[Deguello]

"...despite the fact that they had not been at a fire scene for months."

Okay, but can it set off a smoke detector?

[steelcurtain]

Katie =

[Excuse_My_Bellicosity]

Ha ha, you're killing me! I've seen some strange headlines on FR, and I've posted a few, but I believe that one would be a first.

[The Westerner]

Very strange color for a beard. What does she get out of this weird union? Nobody could want fame and money that much to live this pretend life.

[handk]

My unique take on Cruise? He's a "PAM" (pussified American male). Why do I say that? Because "Pam" Cruise, despite being very, very rich, very famous world-wide and pretty much having the "world as his oyster", can't seem to stand being without a woman for more than four hours.

When he broke it off with Nicole Kidman, it seemed like the very next day he's with Penelope Cruz. Then when they broke it off, a half-day later he's hooked up with Katie Holmes.

What a wuss.