Guy finds out Internet girlfriend is his own Mother

Yahoo Entertainment ^ | 12/15/05 | Yahoo Entertainment

[popdonnelly]

Tacky, tacky, tacky.

Sex, the dumbest force in the Universe.

[Junior]

Dear Lord! Didn't Oedipus put out his own eyes after something similar? I know I'd be showering and scouring every inch of myself with steel wool at the very least.

[goldstategop]

LOL! Its too funny... Mother and Son end up on date. They had no idea they were related! ;-)

(Denny Crane: "I Don't Want To Socialize With A Pinko Liberal Democrat Commie.Say What You Like About Republicans. We Stick To Our Convictions. Even When We Know We're Dead Wrong.")

[null and void]

Note to self: Avoid using the internet to meet people.

NOW you tell me!

[Fierce Allegiance]

This one has to get bookmarked!

[hummingbird]

Now, that's really got to suck...

[lilylangtree]

Egads!

[Fawn]

I got very close to the highest score...but forgot exactly what...317.5 i think...maybe higher....

[hummingbird]

"Well, this is awkward...."

BWAHAHAHHAHA........!

[ApplegateRanch]

That is enough to cause the poor guy to swear off women, and buy a blowup sheep doll.

[ozzymandus]

Why am I reminded of "Everybody Loves Raymond"?

[JSDude1]

If I were the father I'd divorce her for "adultery"!

[ApplegateRanch]

I just hope he doesn't use the phrase "who's your daddy?"

Shouldn't that be, "who's MY daddy?"

[ApplegateRanch]

It would have been a funnier story if when they met on the beach, she spanked him.

Oh, sure; then one thing leads to another, and the next thing you know, they are BOTH handcuffed.

[wolfcreek]

Well, they always say you look for a girl who's like your Mother! LOL!!!!11

[Conservative4Ever]

IMHO this reads like a phony story.

[day10]

[aShepard]

Amazing - we got through 200 posts, and nary a Helen Thomas among them!

[toomanygrasshoppers]

If you think this is weird, you need to read this:

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/09/28/talking.sex/index.html

I was stunned that CNN would put this trash on their site.