We had record flooding here in 1993.....guess what.....no government intervention. People helped people. See how that works?
Yes. It's a contest and you've won. You're a better person than the average NOLA flood victim. Even the most superlative NOLA flood victim couldn't hold a candle to you.
You're the very best kind of person there is. I aspire to be even a third as good as you. Even a tenth!
Feel free to perform the superior dance if you like.