[Yo-Yo]

"First (Paris) loses Tinkerbell, then she ditches her for a cuter dog, then replaces that dog with a ferret, then a kinkajou monkey and then, I gather, a goat,"

Are we talking about her pets or her 'boyfriends'?

[dfwgator]

[RockinRight]

Lifestyles of the Rich and Only-Famous-For-Being-Famous (and for being an internet Whore who isn't as cute as she thinks she is)

[My2Cents]

There ain't nothin' wrong with plastic surgery
Well Dolly Parton never looked so good to me
Everybody ought to be exactly who they want to be
But that Paris Hilton gets under my skin
With her big fake smile and her painted on tan...

(Gretchen Wilson, "California Girls")

[PBRSTREETGANG]

She doesn't get extra points for performing "doggie-style" on film?

[PBRSTREETGANG]