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| A CHARLIE BROWN CHRISTMAS |
Posted on 12/13/2005 8:38:01 AM PST by Reaganesque
From the top of the hill, a one shot kill,
walkin' in a sniper wonderland.
In the field you hear a baby crying (crying)
as you stop to chamber another round.
Shoot him in the head, his brains go flying (flying),
and you can watch him quiver on the ground.
Later on by the fire.
We will build a funeral pyre.
From the top of the hill, a one shot kill,
walkin' in a sniper wonderland.
We Three Kings of Orient Are
Tried to light a rubber cigar
It was loaded, and it exploded
Out to yonder star
Jingle bells, Batman smells.
Robin laid an egg.
Batmobile lost a wheel,
and Joker got away!
Dashing through the snow,
on a pair of broken skis.
Over fields we go,
crashing into trees!
The snow is turning red.
I think I'm almost dead.
But now I'm in the hospital,
with stitches in my head!
Hey!
Deck Us All With Boston Charlie (from Walt Kelly's Pogo comic strip)
http://www.xmas-jokes.com/stories/boston-charlie.html
Ah, the Avengers. Hubby had a thing for Emma Peel.
I've got "The Avengers" twice - on my FR homepage
The lower Avenger graphic has .mp3 & .midi links with the two Colt Walker .gifs I made
"The Living Daylights" is basically where I got my post for this thread - I just swapped the song title and audio links
Alvin the "The Chipmunks's Christman"
No brainer, hands down.
That sounds good. I was just on the Canteen getting some Christmas songs and I got that one with Brenda lee singing it. I think I only got about 5 good ones and I'll get them uploaded in a day or so. Heading for bed.
Yorgi Yourguson - "I Yust Go Nutz At Christmas"Ah, Yogi Yorgesson: "On the radio Gabriel Heater is saying, 'Peace on Earth, everybody, and good vill toward men.' And right about then someone slugs Uncle Ben."My favorite part of the song is the emotional retelling of the drunken brawl in the snow.
Ah, memories... :-)
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