For your daughters' sake, I pray you dress better than she.
Actually - there is no possible way... unless...do you buy purple polyester stretch pants from Kmart?
NEVER! No woman who weighs more than 40 lbs. should wear stretch pants!
I wear Fundamentalist Frump Frocks - except late in pregnancy, when I wear giant sweatsuits or the Dress That Makes Me Look Like an Eggplant. Sigh. Only six more weeks of pregnancy, give or take ...