To: ElPatriota
There are only three things one need know to be a successful plumber.
1. Hot on the Left, Cold on the Right.
2. Shit flows down hill.
3. Don't chew your fingernails.
5 posted on
12/12/2005 10:20:26 AM PST by
Mad Dawgg
("`Eddies,' said Ford, `in the space-time continuum.' `Ah,' nodded Arthur, `is he? Is he?'")
To: Mad Dawgg
...and as the customer, never shake hands with him.
7 posted on
12/12/2005 10:22:09 AM PST by
ErnBatavia
(403-3)
To: Mad Dawgg
You forgot one;
4. Payday is Friday.
11 posted on
12/12/2005 10:25:47 AM PST by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(This is my tagline. There are many like it but this one is mine.)
To: Mad Dawgg
4. . . . "or suck your thumb!"
19 posted on
12/12/2005 10:41:03 AM PST by
LilDarlin
(Being very feminine got me this far; it will take me the rest of the way, too!)
To: Mad Dawgg
I thought #3 was "Payday is Friday", never heard about the fingernails.
To: Mad Dawgg
A plumber told me one time that my shit was his bread & butter.
To: Mad Dawgg
47 posted on
12/12/2005 11:51:03 AM PST by
Dubh_Ghlase
("Every man dies, but not every man truly lives...." Braveheart)
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