[Hacksaw]

Nope. I ain't looking, and I ain't wrapping nothing up this year. If it doesn't fit in an envelope, I'm not giving it away. Gift certificates all around!

Email will save even more time. That is what my uncle is doing, the cheap bastard!

[Larry Lucido]

Email will save even more time. That is what my uncle is doing, the cheap bastard!

Naw, too impersonal. I go with voice mail. "Yea, it's uncle Larry. I guess you're not up at 3am. Just wanted to say Merry Christmas!"