[Max in Utah]

Bob: I knew you'd sucker me in! You don't know how to drive this thing!

Doug: I do so! It's just a ten speed, that's 5 speed times two!

Bob: We're going to crash! We're going to be in the water again!

Doug: Take off! We are not going to crash, eh? There's no way I'll crash this, this is a beer truck, eh?

[Fraxinus]

This pun thread is unbeerable.