I used to wear my Joe Boxer briefs to work.....they were glow in the dark with Bananas all over them.....in the dark you could read the writing: "TAKE A BITE". The first time I wore them, my boss asked if I was wearing underwear underneath and I told him that would be redundant (but I was lying, I did have on a thong). So, I am guilty of wearing underpants as shorts out in public and even to the office.
You are certainly guilty!
;-)
DD