Bookmark on number 38.
That is so funny i can't continue reading it at work and it'll have to wait for home. I actually had to look away and page down a couple times. As i tried to bookmark i caught
"30. Chuck Norris can divide by zero." and got more looks from my lack of control. ahahahahah
I am literally making my stomach hurt from stifling my laughter. That Chuck Norris list is HILARIOUS!!!