Not to mention a healthy dose of mocking the very attitudes displayed on this thread. ;~D
Heh, reminds me of the time during the 80s, when there was a spate of miraculous virgins in Ireland - every village had one. A friend of mine had invited me to visit him in his home village which boasted a famous moving virgin.
After a night on the Devil's buttermilk I was taken to see the moving virgin on the village green. Some wag had put an "Out of Order" sign around her neck.