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Google is our friend :)

http://www.captainsafetysite.com/trainsexsafety.html

* Introduction
* Whilst Bonking On The Station Platform
* On-board Train Procedures
* Making an obscene emergency call
* Electric Shock And The Male Genitalia
* Bonking or Wanking along the line without lookout protection
* Sexual Signalling Procedures
* Permission To Share Protection
* Meaning Of Terms Used In This Document

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Google is our friend :)

Oh LAWD! 

I suppose the engineer will have to choose a different internet domain name then  :-)

ROTFLMAO!!