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1 posted on 12/06/2005 4:03:13 PM PST by Mr. Brightside
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It's this bloody Bush economy!


2 posted on 12/06/2005 4:04:02 PM PST by sonsofliberty2000
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The carcasses were given to passers-by for butchering.

"Toto, we're not in a Blue State anymore." How many passer-by takers would you get in SF or Boston? There, you'd need someone "official" to drag off and waste the carcasses.

3 posted on 12/06/2005 4:05:37 PM PST by Pearls Before Swine (Is /sarc really needed?)
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Oh, deer.


4 posted on 12/06/2005 4:05:48 PM PST by theDentist (The Dems have put all their eggs in one basket-case: Howard "Belltower" Dean.)
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Steve Cox found the does' bodies on a service road to the Charles Town Races & Slots,

Big losers on the slots, they commited suicide. Case closed.

5 posted on 12/06/2005 4:05:54 PM PST by Graybeard58 (Remember and pray for Sgt. Matt Maupin - MIA/POW- Iraq since 04/09/04)
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It's that new deer-lemming crossbreed.


6 posted on 12/06/2005 4:06:44 PM PST by conservatrice
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Suicide Bambis.


8 posted on 12/06/2005 4:07:41 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (D'oh!)
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As God is my witness -- I thought deer could fly!


9 posted on 12/06/2005 4:07:55 PM PST by Bob
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Suicide Bambis - that is too funny


11 posted on 12/06/2005 4:09:28 PM PST by SF Republican
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venizon
Can you deer meat now?

12 posted on 12/06/2005 4:10:09 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (D'oh!)
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They probably just get sick and tired of hearing the democrats whine and lie


13 posted on 12/06/2005 4:10:30 PM PST by Popman (In politics, ideas are more important than individuals.)
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Five more votes for the democrats...


15 posted on 12/06/2005 4:17:12 PM PST by Fintan (Suppose there were no hypothectical questions?)
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Santa (on phone): "Training center -- next batch..."


17 posted on 12/06/2005 4:28:18 PM PST by mikrofon (Raining Deer)
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The carcasses were given to passers-by for butchering.

Sheesh...talk about your lucky day!

19 posted on 12/06/2005 5:03:53 PM PST by Petronski (I love Cyborg!)
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looks like they got ripped off this year from their "Magic Dust" supplier... was Rudolph one of them??


21 posted on 12/06/2005 5:11:21 PM PST by sit-rep (If you acquire, hit it again to verify...)
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Dear Children,

I will be a little late getting to your houses this year because of the untimely demise of Donder, Blitzen, Comet, Cupid, and Vixen.

Expect me sometime between Dec. 26 and Jan.1. I am busy training their replacements right now.

Sincerely,

Santa


23 posted on 12/06/2005 5:19:19 PM PST by Palladin (There ain't nobody here but us chickens. (Senate Dems Theme Song))
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"Oh, see the deer. Does the deer have a little dough?"
"Yeah, two bucks!"


26 posted on 12/06/2005 5:35:06 PM PST by NRA1995 (Jesus is the reason for the season)
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Flying reindeer are known to teach their young
to fly by nudging them off of tall buildings.
Authorities are unaware of how many deer flew
successfully.


27 posted on 12/06/2005 5:37:58 PM PST by Jo Nuvark (Those who bless Israel will be blessed, those who curse Israel will be cursed. Gen 12:3)
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Flying reindeer are known to teach their young
to fly by nudging them off of tall buildings.
Authorities are unaware of how many deer flew
successfully.


28 posted on 12/06/2005 5:38:01 PM PST by Jo Nuvark (Those who bless Israel will be blessed, those who curse Israel will be cursed. Gen 12:3)
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After doing this, I guess you'd have to call them Raindeer...


30 posted on 12/06/2005 6:34:34 PM PST by melt (Someday, they'll wish their Jihad... Jihadn't.)
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To: Mr. Brightside; Tijeras_Slim; Constitution Day; Fierce Allegiance

if i looking for deer

him name is rudolph flying deer

i lost my deer

29-3228

love, marty

p.s. i'll find my deer

who took my deer

who found my deer

2012 15th ave. s.

32 posted on 12/06/2005 11:03:38 PM PST by martin_fierro (Hold Muh Deer)
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