Jennifer Aniston Burns Wedding Dress (in Malibu, while Friends Have A Laugh)

Grazia Magazine & Entertainment Wise.com ^ | 12/5/05 | Lowri Williams

[rintense]

That has been proven to be a lie. Even Brad said it was not about children.

[rintense]

Again, not true. Gwen kicked Brad to the curb. It wasn't until months later Brad dated Jennifer, a date arranged by their publicists. Gwen was afraid of committment and Brad wanted to get married. Jennifer a whore? LOLOLOLOLOL! Yeah, Angelina and Gwen are both saints. I forgot. I bet Jennifer won't name her children after fruit.

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

That has been proven to be a lie. Even Brad said it was not about children.

"Jennifer Aniston's decision to put off having children is being cited as the reason why she and husband Brad Pitt have ended their five-year marriage."

BRAD WANTED TO BE A DAD

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

[Fierce Allegiance]

Pinging "the guys" again.

[Lazamataz]

Bitter?

Nah.

[PennsylvaniaMom]

Is somebody's new movie not doing too well? Hmmmm...I mean her attack lawyers issued some sort of warning about posting topless sunbathing pictures (was it earlier this week? I just can't keep up)...and that was pretty much met with a yawn (I guess the paparazzi who took then decided they weren't worth the fight)...and that story died...and the new movie (the one with Kevin Costner, a name from the past) is badly failing...sooo...time to light up the wedding dress (with friends about to repeat the story)...is in order.

[day10]

Weird, weird people. This is the "Office Space" chick, right?

[Smokin' Joe]

Would you still treasure the letters of a girl friend who cheated on you

Only until I got some more proper toilet paper...

[dfwgator]

Was there enough flair on the wedding dress?

[Maximus of Texas]

After she burned the dress, was she nekkid?

[dfwgator]

THIS THREAD NEEDS MORE FLAIR.

[Mr. Jeeves]

She needs a face transplant first.

LOL! She was better looking in the early 90's, but then she went on one of those Hollywood anorexia diets and lost so much weight that her face got angular and masculine.

Which also begs the question: I wonder if actors use steroids as frequently as athletes? It might be interesting to see if Congressional Democrats are as willing to investigate their biggest contributors as they are to attack Rafael Palmeiro. ;)

[Guenevere]

Isn't Aniston the one who called President Bush a really bad name in front of his daughter, Jenna?

And this new movie, with Kevin Costner....

..if I understand the promo, (which I saw the other day)... when I went to another movie....

..Jennifer sleeps with Costner who slept with her mother and grandmother (played by Shirley Mclane)....

..Comes out on Christmas Day....

..Isn't that lovely?

...about as lovely as Brokeback Mountain opening during the Christmas season.

Hildy, I'm pinging you to this thread.....
..your distaste for Aniston is almost as strong as mine.

[Maximus of Texas]

Yeah, and she did a TV show that got a bit of airplay, too.

[joebuck]

"I wonder if actors use steroids as frequently as athletes?"

Stallone used them to bulk up after the first Rocky movie and there was a big investigation into steroid use surrounding the movie "Waterworld". In addition, you'll never convince me that Brad Pitt wasn't jucing to bulk up for "Troy".

[Fierce Allegiance]

Yep.

[Fierce Allegiance]

LOL! Funny how some people reference stuff.

[PennsylvaniaMom]

Yep that is the one...and I can't recall the name (that's a bad sign, Hollywood marketing types). The one that I am looking forward to is Sarah Jessica Parker's new one, The Family Stone. Looks like a funny chick flick.

[day10]

I watch very little to no TV (other than sports LOL), so I have not seen the show she was in.

[Dead Corpse]

Try it this way...