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Forewarned For 2006

Posted on 12/05/2005 5:06:33 PM PST by David9493A

Advice For Republicans if they want to be successful in the 2006 elections


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To: Darksheare
'I've seen the Spelling Chicken button totally miss some of my typos. (And only noticed AFTER posting..)'

Don't ya just hate that? Or when you've clicked 'Add' instead of 'Change' in your Spill Chucker, so that your mistake is 'correct'....forever.

241 posted on 12/07/2005 8:30:20 PM PST by IYellAtMyTV (The Left -- playing russian roulette with an automatic.)
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To: IYellAtMyTV

Yeah.
Did that repeatedly in Word Perfect.
Until I quit using it.
I gave up trying to fix it.
;-)


242 posted on 12/07/2005 8:38:07 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Darksheare; IYellAtMyTV; Lakeshark
My eyes? The things I hide behind two panes of plastic through which I view the world? They cause typos?

You hide your eyes?

243 posted on 12/08/2005 4:34:37 AM PST by nicmarlo
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To: nicmarlo; IYellAtMyTV; Lakeshark

Yes.
I hide them behind panes of optical grade plastic.
No-one sees my real eyes.. no-one...
*rasp hisss, rasp hiss*

;-)


244 posted on 12/08/2005 5:44:50 AM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: Darksheare; IYellAtMyTV; Lakeshark; Borax Queen
No-one sees my real eyes.. no-one...
*rasp hisss, rasp hiss*

Hsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss? : )

245 posted on 12/08/2005 6:21:15 AM PST by nicmarlo
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To: nicmarlo; IYellAtMyTV; Lakeshark; Borax Queen

*Darth Vader Voice*

Not even snakeses see my real eyes...

*wheezing rasping breathing effect*

;-)


246 posted on 12/08/2005 6:22:55 AM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: Darksheare; IYellAtMyTV; Lakeshark; Borax Queen
Not even snakeses see my real eyes...

oh nooooooooooooo!

247 posted on 12/08/2005 6:26:45 AM PST by nicmarlo
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To: nicmarlo; IYellAtMyTV; Lakeshark; Borax Queen

But I don't have bulletproof mirror shades though.
:(

(Gotta have the bulletproof mirror shades!)


248 posted on 12/08/2005 6:30:41 AM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: Darksheare; IYellAtMyTV; Lakeshark; Borax Queen
Snakeses have rods and cones in their eyes, as do we, though in different numbers. They do not have the diversity colored oil droplets in their photoreceptors that mammals and birds do, so, while they do have color vision, it isn't as broad ranged as ours is. They do have a yellow filter which, filling the lens, absorbs ultraviolet light, protecting the eye.

Snakeses use a combination of infrared vision, variable (by species) visual acuity and color detection, limited eye mobility, and chemosensation to find prey and recognize features in their environment (including their keepers).

Snakeses have poor eyesight; their vision is limited to detecting motion at short distances. Their sense of smell is highly developed. Snakeses flick their modified forked tongue in the air, collecting scent particles. They have no ears but can detect vibrations in the ground to determine the size of passing animals, the animals’ direction and distance from the snakeses.

methinks snakeses can still find your eyes......
249 posted on 12/08/2005 6:33:57 AM PST by nicmarlo
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To: nicmarlo; IYellAtMyTV; Lakeshark; Borax Queen

Heat vision doesn't work on me since I give off less heat than normal.

Or as someone once said, "You're givig off waves of cold! Did you just step out of a freezer?!"
What can I say, I'm talented...


250 posted on 12/08/2005 6:39:39 AM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: Darksheare; IYellAtMyTV; Lakeshark; Borax Queen
hmmmmmmmmmm.

There MUST be a way to trap a wraith....

There HAS to be a way to find your eyes......

snakeses are vewy twicky

251 posted on 12/08/2005 6:52:30 AM PST by nicmarlo
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To: nicmarlo; Lakeshark; Darksheare
Snakeses flick their modified forked tongue in the air, collecting scent shark particles.
252 posted on 12/08/2005 6:54:06 AM PST by Borax Queen
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To: nicmarlo; IYellAtMyTV; Lakeshark; Borax Queen

"Peering from within the deepest of shadows..."

That may be of some help.
(Or that may just be lack of coffee talking about the shelf of my eye sockets causing a strange sense of cave like luminosity..)


253 posted on 12/08/2005 7:03:33 AM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: Borax Queen; nicmarlo; Lakeshark

And what pops to mind?

"Do the tongue thing you do!"*

*As if it is some sideshow performance to be able to tie ones togue in a knot.


254 posted on 12/08/2005 7:05:44 AM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: Borax Queen; Lakeshark; Darksheare

lol!!!


255 posted on 12/08/2005 7:07:25 AM PST by nicmarlo
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To: nicmarlo; Darksheare; Borax Queen
You wouldn't be messin with me if you knew I was around!

:-)

Snake wants a date at the penthouse-rock I see.......

256 posted on 12/08/2005 10:23:33 AM PST by Lakeshark (Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
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To: Lakeshark; Darksheare; Borax Queen

well, I'm not skeert...you all skeert of sharky?


257 posted on 12/08/2005 10:32:58 AM PST by nicmarlo
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To: nicmarlo
Are you taunting me again?

I think I'll ping the evo/thread/folk.......

Be afraid, be very afraid.......

258 posted on 12/08/2005 10:38:28 AM PST by Lakeshark (Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
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To: Lakeshark

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!


259 posted on 12/08/2005 10:43:06 AM PST by nicmarlo
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