[Oberon]

They prefer the .jpg girlfriend rather than the real thing - and you know why, Najida?

Because the .jpg never ask you what you're thinking when you're thinking nothing at all, then won't believe you when you tell her the truth?

[JillValentine]

You're thinking of the .librl girlfriend. Not all women are like that.

Try a .consrvtv girlfriend. We're a lot more fun. When I ask guys things, I ask something specific. I'd never just say "what are you thinking."

[Dashing Dasher]

Here we go again...
Women are scary. They ask what you're thinking all the time - they act like care. Damn them.