I am completely against all of your generalizations.
It ticks me off that you neanderthals confused men can't get it straight that not all women hate men. Some of us actually like/love them. Some of us enjoy football, can change our own oil, can walk and chew gum at the same time.
Stop picking on us.
If you've got a gripe - gripe to the gripee.
/soapbox
Tough day? Geez, I was joking!
Have a coke and a smile.