Nasal Spray Arouses Women's Desire To Have Sex In Minutes

WKMG TV ^ | November 17, 2005 | Author not named

[Talking_Mouse]

Instead of spiking a drink with date rape drug, now rapist are going force nasal spray up her nose.

[Wil H]

ROFLMAO !....but I think your ambition outstrips your ability.....:-)

[Izzy Dunne]

you would still have to hold her down to keep her from grabbing the remote.

Use it while she's SITTING DOWN, silly... Kitchen chairs work best.

;->

[Pukin Dog]

Give a diamond and leave her speechless" should be amended to "diamonds......that'll shut her up...for a while at least" would be more appropriate

Ron White has a permanent place on my TiVo. He describes why every December 26th, ol Pukin is looking for a new girlfriend.

[Focault's Pendulum]

What does it do for men?

Probably keeps them happy for five minutes....every six to eight weeks.

[StoneGiant]

I hear that cropdusters are surprisingly cheap.


When you buy your plane, let me know and I'll send your the coordinates of my home. I'm sure we can work out a deal...

[Izzy Dunne]

Well, evey time she smoked, she would want sex, and every time she had sex, she'd want a smoke.

[Doogle]

Researcher: Well Mr Butterwad, how did Emma react to our nasal spray?
Josh: Well I tell ya...after a minute she blunk her eyes, her nose started twitchin, and she ran outside and dug up my yard...the dog ain't none too happy neeter.


Doogle

[Pukin Dog]

True, but somehow, someway, she would find a way to get a message to Lassie.

[No Blue States]

"I would pay MORE for a spray that would cause a woman to remain silent for the length of a football game. Sex in minutes? Big deal. How about SILENCE for three hours?"

LMAO! Ill buy some of that.

[mhx]

Giggity giggity! Awright!

[cripplecreek]

I hear that cropdusters are surprisingly cheap.

That could be dangerous, I have a lot of little old ladies living near me and a few REALLY big ones.

[operation clinton cleanup]

The sex drug is made New Jersey-based Palatin Technologies Inc.

Shares of the biotech company jumped 20 percent earlier this week after word got out about the new sex drug for women.

SELL! SELL! SELL!

Sounds like a stock pumping scheme to me... but I would be willing to perform some field tests on this product.

[HighWheeler]

LMAO!

[Gordongekko909]

Dear Diary,

JACKPOT!

[Fester Chugabrew]

Hehe. Wait'll Helen Thomas gets hold of some of that stuff. I smell a lawsuit.

[Dawgmeister]

Cropduster? Sounds like a migrant worker after a couple of bean burritos. They're cheaper by the truckload.

[Gordongekko909]

Diamonds: She'll pretty much have to.

[Dawgmeister]

Actually, that's the point. It's not a stock pumping scheme. It's a supercharged one.

[Dawgmeister]

Give her and Cindy Sheehan a snort and throw them in a locked closet overnight. (ewwwww!)