This reminds me of an episode of "Curb Your Enthusiasm" where the nurse was...uhem, very large down there. What we don't know is if he is too big....for her.
"What we don't know is if he is too big....for her."
That's true; we don't. I'm not coming down on either side, but there sure are a lot of unanswered questions, and some of them look pretty bad.