With..
3 dogs,
7 cats,
2 parrots,
2 lizards,
49 llamas,
8 alpacas,
1 bactrian camel,
1 swan,
5 turkeys,
multiple ducks, geese, chickens,
I might know a tad about conflict resolution.
The various liberal jackasses down the road will just have to work things out for themselves.
Heh... I call that 'too many members of the food chain in the house'. Been there, done that. I no longer do birds :~D
What, no partridge in a pear tree? ;)